Walmart: April 20, 2015

I’m standing on line at Walmart, and some woman comes up behind me aggressively and stops short with her shopping cart, astonished to see me standing on line, stands there for an impatient minute, then walks away from her cart to look at something on a shelf. I look in her cart, and all she had in it were about 46 boxes of Zantac!!’ She comes back and flips open her phone and says shit in some chaotic language (I have no idea what it is,) then walks away again. She comes back and paces, then acts like she’s going to squeeze by me, but stops and asks me, “Can you watch my cart while I go to the bathroom?”
I looked down at the cart, then back at her and said, “No, I cannot. I’m sorry.”
Mucho Zantac