I see that it is going to be a problem with these monkeys which I am surrounded by!
Their misplaced anger,
Their Triggered-Disposition,
Retains zero accountability.
Angry, little children,
Picking a fight
With every taunting, blabbering
Noise which primitively
Vomits from their
Culture-neglected mouths.
Category: Jokes
Physics Questions:
‘Merica:
A country so narcissistic, it’s satellites take selfies!
Is the camera on a long arm, using a flash?
“Look at me! ... I’m in 'space'!”
Where’s the snapshot of it’s plate of food?
Continue reading “Physics Questions:”Tense situation Mike Tyson and Sadhguru
“Many times, bullshit gets you to the top, but it never lets you stay there.” -Sadhguru
It’s Important Who’s NOT Driving!
“Too Important!”
Small Town
“I live in a small town and…”
Press Play:
Glory Publications
Date Recorded: October, 2022:
Publication Date: 10/9/2022
Ribbons
I saw a girl wearing a red ribbon holding her ponytail, and I said, “Be careful; that bitch kicks!”
Kindness Trumps Stupid.
Lex uses men for weed.
It is easy to kill these people with kindness, because they are all already dead inside from hating their own actions.
Chip Van Hassel
Take More Shots
Hey, Easy Rider Magazine’s photo department called. They want their b-roll back.
Chip
Everybody NEEDS One!
“Ain’t no punch in the face like a Good punch in the face!”
Chip Van Hassel
Millionaires Who Can’t Get Wet
Baseball players should never look serious. They should be constantly pointing and laughing at everybody.
Woman Ears
He asked me, “If you were walking in the forest with a woman and a tree fell, would she hear it?”
Selective Hearing
I said, “Probably not, because she wasn’t listening.”
Magical Voice
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
He looks around: nobody’s there.
I am having hallucinations, he thinks.
Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN !
Continue reading “Magical Voice”Malwhere?
“It didn’t exist, and I got rid of it.”
Josh Abbey (when referring to a piece of malware that made itself appear to be a device to the operating system.)
8/30/12