In The Pit
Living the dangerous life, my psyche is always right at home within my own skin whilst dancing in synchronicity with the turmoil in the throws of the Punk-Rock pit.
Chip Van Hassel
Category: Punk
November, 2022 Song of the Month:
New Dark Ages
by:
Bad Religion
Album:
New Maps of Hell
Lyrics:
Now can you hear the call in our rambling land?
Susurrations that can expand
Beyond all hope of light
And plunge us into unrelenting night
A pall, a truth and reason
It feels like hunting season
So avoid those lines of sight
oh, so austere!
May, 2022 Song of the Month
Song of the Month:
Portrait of Authority
Bad Religion
Day In Dallas
“…Texas is the reason…”
“The enemy is no longer foreign and far away, but up close and domestic.”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
Bong Sock Invented
“…Richie reached behind his bedpost to pull his bong out and noticed that a sock had been stuffed in the mouthpiece! …”
Today, the Bong Sock was invented
by Anita Fritzinger on 1 Center Street in High Bridge, New Jersey. (Coordinates: 40.66943° N, 74.89492° W).
The invention was a convenient byproduct of Anita’s dismay over the over-powering aroma of Bong Water in her son, Richie’s bedroom. Richie and his friend, me, walked into the room and noticed how fresh it smelled in his bedroom that day. His mom had always did his laundry and cleaned his room, but this day he as fresher, … different! Richie reached behind his bedpost to pull his bong out and noticed that a sock had been stuffed in the mouthpiece!
The Bong Sock hath been invented!
Thirty-one years later, Chip shall recall:
I’ll never forget the day we walked into Little Richie’s room the first time his mom put a sock in his bong.
HBMS
It smelled so fresh in his room that day!
His mom invented the Bong Sock!
CIRCA 1995 A.D. C.E.