… the pitiful people who gravitate towards me, attempting to live vicariously through me. Like the man sitting next to me right now. He keeps humming and making noises with his mouth in an attempt to rape attention from those around him; but this raping moment, for him, is to butt-fuck the shit out of my serene peace, quiet and enjoyable company and state.
He keeps making noises out of his mouth, but I refuse to succumb by pitying him and opening a conversation. He is one of those people- once you tap on the tank, he never fucking leaves you alone. He is a nice guy, don’t get me wrong; he is just so intrusively annoying! Leave people the Fuck Alone!
Now, looking at his phone he says, “That’s too funny!”… expecting me to say,
“What? … I am so interested in your bullshit; I want to learn everything about the made-up story you be been telling people these last thirty years!”