Almost Full of Shit!

I asked this guy if he was 99.6% full of shit;

and his girl said, “99.9.”
Japhy

Where Is Society Careening To?

“…this is the best fucker we have designed to drive down the road in!”

Careening Society

Society is getting worse and worse- it’s like toddlers are in control- making the rules for the rest of the world; then, upon those rules, they develop a society; and, after that, even dumber toddlers formulate our way of acting and interacting!

It is as if a pile of rocks, never erected into a structure, is the foundation; and society sees that pile to be the foundation upon which humanity must be built!

Punctuate This:

That that is is that that is not is not is that that that is
The answer

Are you joking, using those clothes?!?

Hey, the Village people called;
they want one of their get-ups back!
Japhy

Betwixed

‘Twas a
Passing thought.
‘Tis gone, now.
Japhy

TrainFace

This was a Rude, but Funny thought:

“You look like the train came and said this:
“This is what your face is going to look like!”
Japhy

Nibble, Nibble

“Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture…. …

…“active-passive-aggression,” which could be described as building(/being) the bridge upon which, “resting bitch face,” hath transmuted into, “active-bitch-face,”

Sex is only a Game for most women but seems to be the meaning of life for most men!
…

How many women in your circle know how to bake a loaf of bread from scratch or how to potty-train an infant?”

Two Reasons Why Women Wearing Sexy Pants Is Corrupting Our Culture.

For many women, today, sex is the only thing they have to offer!

Did women ever wear mini skirts in the 1930’s,… why not?

We are living in an overly-sexualized culture where women walk around wearing spandex- which is the equivalent to a woman wearing a short skirt in the 1930’s!

Let Us Quote:
“…I also want women to dress mosdestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.”
1 TIMOTHY 2:9-10

Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture to the point of devolving us into camel riders, again!

How many women in your daily life know how to bake a loaf of bread from scratch or how to potty-train a toddler?
How many men do you know who can change the oil in a car?

The Divergent Talk

“Let the Righteous Smite Me!”
PSALM 141:5

Doing nothing at a time when nothing can be done has never been my strongpoint. Being a man who cares about reforming culture to some moral rectitude of accountability has been an exhausting mental exercise of futility.
To say that society has lost its responsibilities is a gross understatement! Martin Luther King, Jr., George Washington and James Madison all have one attribute in common. Let us call that characteristic, “Redemption”.

The Difference Between Truth and Justice:

Why do Evil Doers Define What Society Defines What it is to “Be a Good Person”?

The Pareto Principle

Paid $2.00 for this:

It’s funny, because I bought it thinking I’d learn what it is and have a use for it;

But now that I know what it is, I definitely know I never had a use for it in the first place!

Conversation with a Hobo

A Splice of writing from a year ago:

People who do not value your time

When a person does not value your time, they do not respect you.

Those who do not value your time see the lack of value within themselves and are compensating.

Public Service Announcement:

Treating a person’s time as less important than your own is Covert Narcissistic Abusive behavior.

Narcissists get their energy by finding a victim to abuse; then they destroy that victim’s life.

Be wary of the micromanager!!!
Japhy

Location, Location, Location.

How are both of these locations fifteen minutes away?

Craziness

They say, “Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result is the definition of, ‘crazy’,”.
Doing a different thing all the time, expecting the same result is crazy.
Japhy

In Honor of Willie Loman:

The new, “Whistling in the elevator,” is whispering to songs that are playing over the juke box at the bar.

Stop Fucking Whistling! What see you, a fucking bird?!
“Look at me; Look at me!!!”

Japhy’s Experience

… the pitiful people who gravitate towards me, attempting to live vicariously through me. Like the man sitting next to me right now. He keeps humming and making noises with his mouth in an attempt to rape attention from those around him; but this raping moment, for him, is to butt-fuck the shit out of my serene peace, quiet and enjoyable company and state.

If Dreams Came True

She just said, “My dream just came true!”

That is scary; because, if my dream ever came true, I’d have to ,… *build a go-cart with my ex-landlord!
Mitch *Hedberg
Japhy

Stupid Shirt

This guy is wearing a Natural Lite shirt. Why is he doing that?
Japhy

Low-Level Workplace Jealousy

When surrounded by abusive, self-loathing people,
what you want
out of the situation
only depends on
how much of their abuse
you are willing to take.
Japhy

Japhy’s Correspondence

I swim deeply in the shallow waters of the minds of people- people who pass me by and leave me be, run away from me and avoid my suggestive nature.
nature…

I’ve found my spot, stay tight on the rail, yet, I’m wide-open and getting out. One Percent is me, an anarchist waging their own law against the lawmakers and the police-assholes-of-the-state. An Anarchist, and, though I don’t care if this world has a place for me in that, I still search for brotherhood and a woman. Lone traveler, as I always have been, machete in hand, whip in the other, torn between the two worlds, I swim deeply in the shallow waters of the minds of people- people who pass me by and leave me be, run away from me and avoid my suggestive nature. I scare away even me, you see? And that is ok with me, but not ok with me.
Japhy

From Where?

Well, that was a clusterfuck from your mother’s Hell.

Where He Wants His Mouth

“I want your mouth on my ass.”

I heard randomly as I departed to take a shit.
Japhy

Dunk!

I went to do a courtesy flush, and the water rose up and dunked my balls!
Japhy

Appreciate The View

Perfection occurs
only
throughout humble circumstance.
Dakkuan

Health Benefits of Phytocannabiniod Rich Hemp Oil

“… small amounts of THC can also be found in hemp. The government regulates concentration levels at 0.3 percent (dry weight) for “industrial hemp” products, resulting in very limited cerebral stimulation.”

Full Spectrum as Preventative Medicine

For Men

Reminder for Mental Self control:

Remember, Gentlemen,
Whenever you are captivated by a woman’s beauty,

She Poops, too; and it thinks like shit!
The Humbler

Staying Inside The Box

… because they purposely create a toxic work environment…

‘Tis a strange experience, being an expert in my field, surrounded by people who are beginners, however, these beginners act and feel as though they are superior to me! The, “Dunning Krueger affect,” comes to mind.
Continue reading “Staying Inside The Box”

The Ego of Sex

If sexual attraction is all you got; {if that, (sexual attraction,) is your holy grail,} however, you fail, the Search continues.

LEVEL/PLAIN

(Which/{what} Level was that on?)

He fuckin’ said that!

“Hey, you wanna see my, …
Penis?”
Dan Murray