“The Answer,” is actually the questioning, itself, as like the layers of an onion are not layers, but the onion, itself, only composed of the core- layered of its own core.
Chip Van Hassel
Month: November 2020
Now, this:
Voter Fraud
Quote of the Season
“That could have been Mickey Mouse, that could have been a dead person;… that could have been the same person thirty times; … All these things have happened, by the way.”
Rudy Guliani, November 19, 2020
Today in History:
November 19, 1863
Gettysburg Address
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, Continue reading “Today in History:”
Quote of the Day
“Unhand me, grey-beard loon!”
Deuteronomy 29: 29
“The secret things belong to God, but the things revealed belong to us and to our children forever.”
Change Your Habits
1. A Dream written down with a Date becomes a Goal.
2. A Goal broken down into Steps becomes a Plan.
3. A Plan backed by Action becomes Reality.
Building Muscle
Create the void using your imagination; then, fill it using hard work and determination.
“Mind to muscle connection“
Romans 16 :17-19
“…Watch out for those who cause divisions and put obstacles in your way. Stay away from them, for they are serving their own appetites. …By smooth talk and flattery, they deceive the minds of naïve people. …be wise about what is good and innocent about what is evil.”
Paul, the apostle
Humor
“The first song I ever learned was Metallica’s, ‘Nothing Else Happens’.”
Some Random Dumb-dumb
all the chords are open.”
Some Random Dumb-dumb
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
People always ask me out for coffee. How come nobody ever asks me out for sex?
Girl: Do you know any good movies?
Boy: Snakes on a plane
Girl: Whats it about?
Boy: It’s about Horses.. on a boat.
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
He looks around: nobody’s there.
I am having hallucinations, he thinks.
Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN !
Ok, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice says: 27 !
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball stops at the 26.
The deep voice says: SHIT !
Blowfessor
There was a professor who taught a course called Sexual Ethics, and the only way to pass the course was to blow him!
I was going to ask a girl if her nails were acrylic, but I misspoke and said, “Are those saline?”
Accidentally texting, “I want to kiss your pussy.” to your boss is pretty hard to recover from.
She said, “You’ll hate me tomorrow.”
I said, “I already do.”
I have to smuggle my dick back into my pants using your vagina.
“the lesbian community…”. They have a whole community?!!! Where?
She asked me if I wanted to go shoe shopping with her All day. I said, “I’d rather chase my dick around the room until my legs got tired.”
God: She is Black.
You cannot hurt me.
I wasn’t sewn
From delicate cloth.
But you could
Jerk me,
You know…
Completely off…
“If Today’s Date were trying to figure out the Fibonacci Sequence, than it fucked up!”
-me 11/2/19
George Carlin on Baseball and Football
this
Side affects include trouble passing urine? I got no trouble passing urine. When I see it, I keep on walking by.
“Where in Russia are you from?”
“How do you know I’m from Russia?”
“Is it customary in your country to answer a question with a question?”
Baseball players should never look serious. They should be constantly pointing and laughing at everybody.
Looking at her face, I thought, “Some people got too much junk going on.”
If my peace beads were strung with steel wire, they would be better to strangle someone with.
Takin’ a shit and takin’ a nap are good things. If you do them both at the same time, it’s only good if you’re in the right place.
I never knew what a courtesy flush was before I met you.
Numbers:
The Spanish of Science
Exploding Whale
In conclusion, I really don’t think they’ll, “know what to do,” next time…
Read an article about the 50 year anniversary of this sloppy event!
Mid-Life Crisis?
Well, maybe, Jordon Peterson said it best when he said,
“If you follow what’s meaningful and you do it honestly, it will take you somewhere you really do not want to go; and until you go there, you’ll never be able to climb up higher on the other side.”
-Jordon Peterson
Dakkuan’s Notes
Stillness
Securing stillness of the in-breath builds strength. Securing humble restraint of the out-breath builds character. Not knowing allows purity.Dakkuan
Continue reading “Dakkuan’s Notes”November, 2020 Quote of the Month
“…that these dead shall not have died in vain; that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom; and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from this earth.”
Abraham Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address
Monthly Mantra, November
“Harness the Ebb and Flow
of Chi Power
By Harnessing the Mind.”
Food of the Month, November, 2020
hardtack
“Hardtack is an old-fashioned type of bread or cracker that sailors used to bring with them during long voyages. The taste and texture of hardtack wasn’t popular, but it lasted a long time without spoiling.
If you take a close look at the word hardtack, you’ll have a clear sense of how sailors felt about having to eat it day after day. The hard part is accurate — it was so dry and tough that it was difficult to bite. Tack once meant “food,” but in dialect it was specifically “bad food.” Hardtack had many alternate names, including “soda crackers” and “sea biscuits,” but also “dog biscuits” and “molar breakers.” “
from dictionary.com
Today In History
Abraham Lincoln Delivers His Gettysburg Address
November 6, 1860 –
“The world will little note nor long remember what we say here,…”
Abraham Lincoln is elected as 16th President of the United States,
and is the first Republican. He receives 180 of 303 possible electoral votes and 40 percent of the popular vote.
Today In History: Happy Birthday, Walter Cronkite! November 4, 1916
“America’s most trusted journalist.“
TV journalist Walter, Cronkite, was born in St. Joseph, Missouri. He was a leading correspondent for United Press International during World War II. From 1962 to 1981, he was the anchorman of the CBS Evening News and was widely regarded as America’s most trusted journalist.
https://www.historyplace.com/
People’s feelings are hurt
“Relevance cannot be shifted
Prosecutor, William Thomas 1926
by people’s opinions, your honor. We must not overshadow the facts of the case simply because some people’s feelings are hurt.”
Gerrymander Culture
Serenity
Do not let things you cannot change
change you.
Word of the Month, November, 2020
Gerrymander
ger·ry·man·der/ˈjerēˌmandər/verb
- manipulate the boundaries of (an electoral constituency) so as to favor one party or class.
noun
Gerrymander Culture
Tribal Scribe
“Write, therefore, what you have seen, what is now and what will take place later.”
-Revelation 1 :19
Appropriate Noises
“All thoughts are the product of conditioning, as babies need to learn which noises to make to convey the suchness they wish to express.”
Chip Van Hassel
Daily Mantra
“Lower-Leg squeeze always pushing down through Feet”
Drink of the Month, November, 2020
Change your routine.
Revelation of The Mystery
Water can crash or it can fall.
“Be water, my friend.”
-Bruce Lee
Mantra of the Month, November, 2020
Inner Triceps push down
Term of the Month November 2020
Secretary of State
The First Secretary of State, under George Washington, was Thomas Jefferson.
Song of the Month
November, 2020
New Dark Ages
by:
Bad Religion
Album:
New Maps of Hell
Lyrics:
“Yeah, can you hear the call in our rambling land susurrations
That can expand beyond all hope of light and plunge us into unrelenting night?A pall on truth and reason
It feels like hunting season
So avoid those lines of sight and we’ll set this rightWelcome to the new Dark Ages
Yeah, I hope you’re living right
These are the new Dark Ages
And the world might end tonightNow come ye children one and all – let’s heed Ezekiel’s call
And bide until the word is good and ripe and get plucked clean out of sightThe world will be erased
Our kin will be immaculate ejaculate in space before the King of King’s love
He’ll snatch us from above
Brothers, help me sing itWelcome to the new Dark Ages
Yeah, I hope you’re living right
These are the new Dark Ages
And the world might end tonightSo, how do you sleep?
There’s nothing to keep
This is deepBecause we’re animals with golden rules
Who, who can’t be moved by rational views, yeahWelcome to the new Dark Ages
I hope you’re living right
Welcome to the new Dark Ages
Say it again, yeah
These are the new Dark Ages
I hope you’re living right
Welcome to the new Dark Ages
And the world might end tonight”