Picked up my check, Leave work.
The Life Of A Man.
Stop at gas station.
Battery Dead.
Don’t have enough cash for a new battery.
Battery is $121.00.
I have $42.00 on one debit card.
$72.50 on my other debit card.
Hmmm,… …
Paycheck = $260.00
Get a Jumpstart.
I payed a gas station $20.00 to cash my check, because I had a whopping 114.00 available funds.
-(Step number, “Fuck!”) Take battery out.
Purchase new fucker.
Install new fucker.
As I am installing the thing that holds it down-
(You know the long bolt with a U on the end),
I think, “Maybe, I should put the key in and see if it works before I tighten this down.”
I had faith. Crank it!
Put key in ignition.
NOTHING.
Repeat step number, Fuck!
Bring Dead New Battery back in.
Get another one.
I suggested counter-testing it.
DEAD.
Third battery was a charm.
Being a man is fun.
This Day.
The Life Of A Man.
