Almost Full of Shit!
I asked this guy if he was 99.6% full of shit;
Japhy
and his girl said, “99.9.”
Category: Comedy
Tongue Ring
Langue dans le cul
As the Catholic Church has provenly been regarded as a citadel for pedophilia, the Pope heads that organization; and the majority of the world’s money kisses that ring most closely by way of sticking it’s globe of a head up the Pope’s ass, as so to give that unclean ass the most French of kisses!
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How To Do The Dishes
Wash and Dry
Things My Brain Heard, but Nobody Ever Said:
“I got to poke the bear while I’m wet.”
Dunk!
Dakkuan
“I went to do a courtesy flush, and the water rose up and dunked my balls!”
