Woman asks her husband, “How many races are there today?”
…
He checks and says, “Ten.”
And she asks, “Total?”
Author: Japhy
Mind Werks
It’s gonna rain yesterday.
Looking at the weather,
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I saw it is going to rain this afternoon
through tomorrow;
and my brain went,
“It’s gonna rain all day yesterday.”
Conversations With Don Adams
“…just sitting’ here in the truck.”
-Don Adams
I Miss the Phone Calls we Used to Have.
Don never calls me anymore.
Even though, it used to be the same conversation every time, I miss it.
I’d start by saying, “Hey, Don! How ya doin’?”
Continue reading “Conversations With Don Adams”Lazy People
Lazy People In The Workplace
When dealing with people, (they are like zebras never changing their stripes,) evil doers will never switch-over to the side of good.
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When forced to interact with selfish people, you are tested of your kindness, patience and self-preservation.
Develop your ability to adapt and change, so you do not fall in to their trap of acting the ways in which they do.
Funny Interaction
Almost Full of Shit!
I asked this guy if he was 99.6% full of shit;
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and his girl said, “99.9.”
Where Is Society Careening To?
“…this is the best fucker we have to drive down the road in!”
Careening Society
Society is getting worse and worse- it’s like toddlers are in control- making the rules for the rest of the world; then, upon those rules, they develop a society; and, after that, even dumber toddlers formulate our way of acting and interacting!
It is as if a pile of rocks, never erected into a structure, is the Foundation; and society sees that pile as the foundation upon which humanity must be built!
Punctuation
Punctuate This:
That that is is that that is not is not is that that that is
The answer
Look at that Dude’s Hat!
Are you joking, using those clothes?!?
Hey, the Village people called;
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they want one of their get-ups back!
Betwixed
‘Twas a
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Passing thought.
‘Tis gone, now.
Fish Brain
I just heard a guy say, “I palmed the…” and my brain went:
Tuna.
My Brain
Rude But Funny
TrainFace
This was a Rude, but Funny thought:
“You look like the train came and said this:
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“This is what your face is going to look like!”
Nibble, Nibble
“Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture…. …
…“active-passive-aggression,” which could be described as building(/being) the bridge upon which, “resting bitch face,” hath transmuted into, “active-bitch-face,”
Sex is only a Game for most women but seems to be the meaning of life for most men!
…
How many women in your circle know how to bake a loaf of bread from scratch or how to potty-train an infant?”
Two Reasons Why Women Wearing Sexy Pants Is Corrupting Our Culture.
For many women, today, sex is the only thing they have to offer!
Did women ever wear mini skirts in the 1930’s,… why not?
We are living in an overly-sexualized culture where women walk around wearing spandex- which is the equivalent to a woman wearing a short skirt in the 1930’s!
Let Us Quote:
1 TIMOTHY 2:9-10
“…I also want women to dress mosdestly, with decency and propriety, adorning themselves, not with elaborate hairstyles or gold or pearls or expensive clothes, but with good deeds, appropriate for women who profess to worship God.”
Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture to the point of devolving us into camel riders, again!
How many women in your daily life know how to bake a loaf of bread from scratch or how to potty-train a toddler?
How many men do you know who can change the oil in a car?
The Divergent Talk
“Let the Righteous Smite Me!”
PSALM 141:5
Doing nothing at a time when nothing can be done has never been my strongpoint. Being a man who cares about reforming culture to some moral rectitude of accountability has been an exhausting mental exercise of futility.
To say that society has lost its responsibilities is a gross understatement! Martin Luther King, Jr., George Washington and James Madison all have one attribute in common. Let us call that characteristic, “Redemption”.
The Difference Between Truth and Justice:
Why do Evil Doers Define What Society Defines What it is to “Be a Good Person”?
The Pareto Principle
Continue reading “The Divergent Talk”Conversation Piece
Paid $2.00 for this:
It’s funny, because I bought it thinking I’d learn what it is and have a use for it;
But now that I know what it is, I definitely know I never had a use for it in the first place!
Excerpt from a new book
Conversation with a Hobo
A Splice of writing from a year ago:
Location Cubed
Location, Location, Location.
How are both of these locations fifteen minutes away?
Craziness
They say, “Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result is the definition of, ‘crazy’,”.
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Doing a different thing all the time, expecting the same result is crazy.
What See You?
In Honor of Willie Loman:
The new, “Whistling in the elevator,” is whispering to songs that are playing over the juke box at the bar.
“Look at me; Look at me!!!”
Stop Fucking Whistling! What see you, a fucking bird?!
Japhy’s Experience
… the pitiful people who gravitate towards me, attempting to live vicariously through me. Like the man sitting next to me right now. He keeps humming and making noises with his mouth in an attempt to rape attention from those around him; but this raping moment, for him, is to butt-fuck the shit out of my serene peace, quiet and enjoyable company and state.
If Dreams Came True
She just said, “My dream just came true!”
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That is scary; because, if my dream ever came true, I’d have to ,… *build a go-cart with my ex-landlord!
Mitch *Hedberg
Stupid Shirt
This guy is wearing a Natural Lite shirt. Why is he doing that?
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What Is She?
She is a sex Sasquatch.
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Low-Level Workplace Jealousy
When surrounded by abusive, self-loathing people,
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what you want
out of the situation
only depends on
how much of their abuse
you are willing to take.
Japhy’s Correspondence
I swim deeply in the shallow waters of the minds of people- people who pass me by and leave me be, run away from me and avoid my suggestive nature.
nature…
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I’ve found my spot, stay tight on the rail, yet, I’m wide-open and getting out. One Percent is me, an anarchist waging their own law against the lawmakers and the police-assholes-of-the-state. An Anarchist, and, though I don’t care if this world has a place for me in that, I still search for brotherhood and a woman. Lone traveler, as I always have been, machete in hand, whip in the other, torn between the two worlds, I swim deeply in the shallow waters of the minds of people- people who pass me by and leave me be, run away from me and avoid my suggestive nature. I scare away even me, you see? And that is ok with me, but not ok with me.
From Where?
Well, that was a clusterfuck from your mother’s Hell.
Where He Wants His Mouth
“I want your mouth on my ass.”
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I heard randomly as I departed to take a shit.
Dunk!
I went to do a courtesy flush, and the water rose up and dunked my balls!
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Appreciate The View
Perfection occurs
Dakkuan
only
throughout humble circumstance.
Health Benefits of Phytocannabiniod Rich Hemp Oil
“… small amounts of THC can also be found in hemp. The government regulates concentration levels at 0.3 percent (dry weight) for “industrial hemp” products, resulting in very limited cerebral stimulation.”
Full Spectrum as Preventative Medicine
For Men
Reminder for Mental Self control:
Remember, Gentlemen,
The Humbler
Whenever you are captivated by a woman’s beauty,
She Poops, too; and it thinks like shit!
Staying Inside The Box
… because they purposely create a toxic work environment…
‘Tis a strange experience, being an expert in my field, surrounded by people who are beginners, however, these beginners act and feel as though they are superior to me! The, “Dunning Krueger affect,” comes to mind.
Continue reading “Staying Inside The Box”
The Ego of Sex
If sexual attraction is all you got; {if that, (sexual attraction,) is your holy grail,} however, you fail, the Search continues.
LEVEL/PLAIN
(Which/{what} Level was that on?)
Weakness
If the man ever acted the way that woman did, they would call him rude
Ignoring People
It is not normal to ignore people. It is an overt sign of disrespect.
He loaded a horse on to the trailer. As he exited the trailer, he said, “good morning!” to the driver’s girlfriend and daughter; but the women continued to lean-down petting a dog, ignoring the man.
It is the weak person’s way of seemingly maintaining dominance over other people. It is a shameful act of narcissism and selfishness. It is childish and petty. If the man ever acted the way that woman did, they would call him rude.
This is all because we live in a speculative world, and the operative people are shunned by weaker people.
He fuckin’ said that!
“Hey, you wanna see my, …
Dan Murray
Penis?”