Wearing a jacket with the presidential seal on it is not him acting like an idiot; because he’s not acting at all.
This man, wearing this jacket is just like an actor, wearing a jacket with the presidential seal on it. What functions Robert Ee Niro carried out in his life to dignify him wearing that seal? It is comparable to someone wearing a fake badge or pretending to be something that they are not!
To which industry and in what realm has Robert De Niro dedicated his efforts and time to suggest that he has any direct affiliated with the Oval Office?
When he played mobster roles, we respected him and viewed him as a hard, strong-willed, level-minded tough, scary bad ass!
When we see him speak on television, today, we laugh at him and view him as a weak-willed, mentally imbalanced, frail, pitifully, adolescently humorous hack!
You could come to the conclusion that Robert De Niro appearing publicly wearing a jacket with the presidential seal on it would be foolish, and acting like an idiot,… But… 
“There is but a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool. If a man raises his first finger and speaks, people think him wise. If he lifts his middle finger, they think him mad.”
I see that it is going to be a problem with these monkeys which I am surrounded by! Their misplaced anger, Their Triggered-Disposition, Retains zero accountability. Angry, little children, Picking a fight With every taunting, blabbering Noise which primitively Vomits from their Culture-neglected mouths.
Big Tech is continuing to try and censor us, but the truth is they’re deathly afraid of us. We break down why they kicked us out. We also go into the Paul Pelosi story and it’s fishy. Also, Trevor Noah sucks & Kari Lake joins us for an EXCLUSIVE interview. #KariLake #PaulPelosi #BigTech
WHY YOUTUBE KICKED US OFF! &
EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH KARI LAKE! Louder with Crowder
Announcer: Good afternoon, Diogenes. In keeping with your reputation as a non-conformist, I see that you keep your bathtub outside of your house. Diogenes: The bathtub is my house. Announcer: I see. Well there must be some advantage to that. Diogenes: Certainly. No window can give a view like this, and if the neighborhood goes bad, I can just walk off with the house.
He asked me, “If you were walking in the forest with a woman and a tree fell, would she hear it?” I said, “Probably not, because she wasn’t listening.”
“The first song I ever learned was Metallica’s, ‘Nothing Else Happens’.”
Some Random Dumb-dumb
all the chords are open.”
Some Random Dumb-dumb
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
People always ask me out for coffee. How come nobody ever asks me out for sex?
Girl: Do you know any good movies? Boy: Snakes on a plane Girl: Whats it about? Boy: It’s about Horses.. on a boat.
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !
He looks around: nobody’s there.
I am having hallucinations, he thinks.
Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !
So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.
The deep voice says: OPEN !
Ok, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !
Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.
The deep voice says: ROULETTE !
So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.
The deep voice says: 27 !
He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.
The ball stops at the 26.
The deep voice says: SHIT !
Blowfessor
There was a professor who taught a course called Sexual Ethics, and the only way to pass the course was to blow him!
I was going to ask a girl if her nails were acrylic, but I misspoke and said, “Are those saline?”
Accidentally texting, “I want to kiss your pussy.” to your boss is pretty hard to recover from.
She said, “You’ll hate me tomorrow.”
I said, “I already do.”
I have to smuggle my dick back into my pants using your vagina.
“the lesbian community…”. They have a whole community?!!! Where?
She asked me if I wanted to go shoe shopping with her All day. I said, “I’d rather chase my dick around the room until my legs got tired.”
