Category: Horse Racing
Blythe Miller’s Advice
Setting Your Horse Up for Every Next-Jump
Equine Inactive Side of Infinity
the. “Slow Walk”
The Equine Inactive Side of Infinity
Refers to a stagnant mental process.
Infinity expands perpetually from one point in all directions.
Example of a Horse Stuck in the Inactive Side of Infinity:
A horse who slow-walks off of the track with the intention of being near other horses who are acting-up, therefore, giving them an excuse to act-up as well.
The Horse’s Reason for Doing This:
It Is Three-Pronged
Continue reading “Equine Inactive Side of Infinity”Lazy People
Lazy People In The Workplace
Shepp’s Training Program
Which training method did Jonathan Sheppard employ?
Continue reading “Shepp’s Training Program”FGCC Tyrany
“…And that is why our press was protected by the First Amendment– the only business in America specifically protected by the Constitution…”
-JFK
A Letter sent to the Tyrants of the Florida Gaming Control Commission
After experiencing the abuse of power and Conduct Unbecoming by these three men:
Our office sent the following letter to the Florida Gaming Control Commission:
Law Office of Lonesome Glory Publications
February 4, 2024
RE: Case #O33B46A22Z-24
As a former Jockeys Guild member and journalist, I am dedicated to the integrity of our sport.
On or about February 2, 2024 at Tampa Bay Downs, (located at 11225 Race Track Rd N Tampa, FL 33626 United States), a thoroughbred horse owner informed me that he politely asked two men who were wearing the FGCC insignia on their shirts who they were.
The above mentioned owner informed me that the two men laughed at him “smugly,” then, walked away.
These are the two men:
Continue reading “FGCC Tyrany”A Leveled-Up Experience
There are moments when an athlete experiences this:
Horse Racing in Decline
My decision to retire began on my way to the track on a horse for John Servis.
The Horse Racing Industry Is In Decline!
Continue reading “Horse Racing in Decline”Look the Part To Be the Part
Nibble, Nibble
“Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture…. …
…“active-passive-aggression,” which could be described as building(/being) the bridge upon which, “resting bitch face,” hath transmuted into, “active-bitch-face,”
Sex is only a Game for most women but seems to be the meaning of life for most men!
…
How many women in your circle know how to bake a loaf of bread from scratch or how to potty-train an infant?”
Two Reasons Why Women Wearing Sexy Pants Is Corrupting Our Culture.
For many women, today, sex is the only thing they have to offer!
Did women ever wear mini skirts in the 1930’s,… why not?
We are living in an overly-sexualized culture where women walk around wearing spandex- which is the equivalent to a woman wearing a short skirt in the 1930’s!
Women use sex as a magical power- a power which men do not possess. This phenomena has ravaged our culture to the point of devolving us into camel riders, again!
Continue reading “Nibble, Nibble”Horse Archetypes
Most counterproductive behaviors which racehorses exhibit are the result of being taught these behaviors by freelance exercise riders.
Mantra
Realm to Consider:
Family of Faith
A Man Needs Three.
Push Past that Stride
The Teaser of Fate
Reserved Mantra
“Keeping it Reserved”
“Stillness in Motion”
Jose Sameñego
Colonial Downs 2024 Racing Dates
July 11 – September 7, 2024
Colonial Downs will run
Thursday thru Saturday July 11 – September 7
Complete Mantra
Slow Vibration Down.
Words of Get To Work
Now, Get To Work.
Lack of Value
People who do not value your time
Legend of Clermont College
“…have no relation to Apprentice, Fellow Craft, and Master- degrees, which were constructed for the general class of Masons. …”
Legend of Clermont College
You Can’t Stay Here
“…When they treat me in a way that they would not want to be treated, themselves, then, I point out their behavior; they tend to treat me like I am incorrect, aggressive and socially inapt.”
Path of the Righteous Horseman
The Trick
Stay True
4th Amendment
Chip’s Top Horses
Truth
“Jewel In the Crown”
1984 Breeders’ Cup Classic
This is Not a Job
Open Sky-Ride
Appreciate The View
Don’t Sleep Where They Shit.
South Carolina Statute Regarding Equine Liability
§ 47-9-730:
“Under South Carolina law, an equine activity sponsor or equine professional is not liable for an injury to or the death of a participant in an equine activity resulting from an inherent risk of equine activity, pursuant to Article 7, Chapter 9 of Title 47, Code of Laws of South Carolina, 1976”
Trainers Already Have Immunity and do NOT Need to Purchase Insurance for their Riders. SEE:
South Carolina Statute Title 47; Article 7, Chapter 9 “Equine Immunity”
Summary:
Continue reading “South Carolina Statute Regarding Equine Liability”Old-School Horsemen
Cigar in the 1995 Breeders’ Cup
“…followed by Tinner’s Way and Concern is still last; three furlongs to go. CIGAR!!! Cigar Makes His Move; and he Sweeps to the lead with a dramatic rush!”
Expand.
The color of your Aura comes from your physical t=tension.
Get To Work!
Sunday Silence
Breathe Through Tension
Taxation Without Representation
“87,000 new IRS agents.
By the way, those agents will be trained to use armed force.
That can’t be good!!””
We sent a letter to one of our collogues requesting advice.
The response from our collogue was a bitter taste of the truth; supportive, inspiring, and reminding us
Rome was nether built, nor torn down in one day!
Continue reading “Taxation Without Representation”Use Your Hands; Not Your Mind.
“You don’t get paid for having the idea;
you get paid for producing the Result.”
-Chip Van Hassel
The Day the Crossed Sojourn Began
“I’m giving you the last bit of cash I have.”
His name is Chaplin Bob Miller. I cold-called him, asking for help one day. When he returned my call, he was driving back from the airport with his wife; they had just arrived home from Cuba.
Bob was warm and inviting. He understood my situation. He had a lot on his plate at the time, but he took a couple of moments to meet with me and briefly listen to my quandary. Little did he know, I hadn’t told him
Continue reading “The Day the Crossed Sojourn Began”Trick Or Treason!
“…The change that has occurred within the racing industry is not something that is lasting.”
-Retired Journeyman, Christopher Van Hassel
I had always planned to train racehorses after I retired from my riding career, but I had not predicted that the racing business would change the ways in which it has. The change that has occurred within the racing industry is not something that is lasting. Why do I say that?
Continue reading “Trick Or Treason!”Legendary horse racing announcers share Kentucky Derby memories
Tom Durkin, Dave Johnson, Larry Collmus and Mike Battaglia share their favorite memories of calling the Kentucky Derby over the years.
Rich Strike
Staying Inside The Box
… because they purposely create a toxic work environment…
‘Tis a strange experience, being an expert in my field, surrounded by people who are beginners, however, these beginners act and feel as though they are superior to me! The, “Dunning Krueger affect,” comes to mind.
Continue reading “Staying Inside The Box”
Intellect: The Muscle That Needs Exercise Through Humor
“Should we investigate this stupidity? … May we point it out with the purpose of teaching the younger generation about these people? We MUST!”
“It is a waste of journalism
Dakkuan
to describe the everyday instances
where their petty, selfish stupidity
interferes with the success of business.
There is a higher level of thinking to exercise.
There is a better way to live;
there are smarter ways to
conduct ourselves.”
Typical Trainer
Purchases Equipment one day;
Bitches that you are using it the next day!
Dakkuan
Keep Challenging Yourself
…Mental Plateaus…
The worst plateau to reach
as an athlete
is a mental plateau.
It is difficult to
Dig out of a hole
when you do not know
you are in one.
Dakkuan
Options
“Hey, would you rather grab a rake and,… … Use it?”
Sadie Jenkins
Priceless
“I’m being Detained.”
John Danner
Population Control
“The reason I don’t have children is because everybody has them.”
Rusty Shaw
Racetrack Commissioners Interfere With Your Personal Life:
holidays are no longer “working days” and won’t be considered “counted” days.
(Copied and edited by Van Hassel Conditioners)
By July 1, 2022 all licensed racetrack personnel are being required to register with HISA.
Daily mantra
Lower leg squeeze;
Lower Legs ‘down-and-out’ (Blythe Miller)
Pressing Down (as in horse stance) Plus Inward Dynamic Tension”
Dakkuan
Too Many Instructions
“Let Go of any reigns which are not currently in your hands!”
Expecting the Impossible
“A Trainer
Chip Van Hassel
can give
enough instructions
to paralyze the rider.”
The best way to find synchronicity is to Trust,
To Allow
and to
Let Go
of any reigns which are not currently in your hands.
Many trainers expect perfection every second, every step.
Chip Van Hassel
Elephants poop in the room whilst perfection is only witnessed briefly in moments displayed as result of training and effort towards the delayed gratification of raising to the next degree.
Too much is too much.
Perfection occurs
Chip Van Hassel
only
throughout humble circumstance.
Sometimes
“You’ve got to lose to win”
Chip Van Hassel
Faith, Hope and,… Stupidity
Steps To Applying for a Racetrack Employee Occupational License
November 12, 2024
FL925184Z
DEPARTMENT: FLORIDA DEPARTMENT OF BUSINESS AND PROFESSIONAL REGULATION (DBPR)
PROFESSION: Racetrack Employee Occupational License
Steps:
Continue reading “Steps To Applying for a Racetrack Employee Occupational License”Are You Having Licensing Issues with Florida Racetracks?
If the Florida Gaming Control Commission ever denies your license for, “failure to complete an application,” … Read this!
Experience of Licensing Issues with Florida Racetracks:
1 When obtaining your license to work at Tampa Bay Downs, pay the Florida Gaming Control Commission (FGCC) $37.25 to be fingerprinted, then, pay the FGCC $80.00 to process that application with those fingerprints.
Lonesome Glory Dies After Accident
“The horses he beat were pretty special — not many horses last like he did at that level. He was a great horse who did a lot for our whole family.”
February 26, 2002
American steeplechase legend Lonesome Glory died Feb. 25 from injuries suffered in a paddock accident at trainer Bruce Miller’s farm.
Owned by Kay Jeffords, Lonesome Glory is the only American steeplechase horse to win five Eclipse Awards (1992, 1993, 1995, 1997 and 1999), and also the only American jumper to earn more than $1 million.
Continue reading “Lonesome Glory Dies After Accident”Protector On High
“For you have been my refuge, a strong tower against the foe.”
“From the ends of the earth I call to you,
PSALMS 61:2
I call as my heart grows faint;
lead me to the rock that is higher than I.”