The Perfect Ride by Gary Stevens

May you have the perfect ride, Gary. Christopher A. Van Hassel

Sure In Life

If even God took the seventh day off for rest, why must a man toil seven days a week for another man who cares not for he, however labels time as money, and pretends that money, or a paycheck, is so gracious a gift, offered in charity, that the worker should forever be grateful to the employer and never question any selfish intention that could be interpreted of such a mutual agreement?

Chip Van Hassel

Criminals?

Only Criminals Wear Masks.

The criminals of today are wearing masks.

Nelson Mandela spent time in jail.

Martin Luther King, Jr. spent time in jail.

Were they criminals; or were the “Authorities,” who put them in jail the criminals?

The Orange Chakra

“Chakra is Sanskrit for “spinning wheel,”
referring to the spinning wheels of light within the energy body.”
-Christopher Penczak

“Inhibition and freedom, tension and relaxation, are the tides of the orange chakra.”

Christopher Penczak; The Inner Temple of Witchcraft (page 205)

Narcissists’ Tools

“Pity disarms us and makes us vulnerable to exploitation. Preying on our sympathy, our conscientiousness and empathy is a common maneuver for conscienceless, sophisticated and covert manipulators because it enables them to get past our defenses. It appeals to the part of us that wants to help, nurture and nurse these individuals back to emotional health.”

If your Employer’s dog bites you, allow the court system to resolve the issue.

On, or about, November 26, 2021, Caroline Martin’s dog, located at: 12324 35th street (in) Ocala, Florida 34482, Viciously attacked and bit me. Then, the next day, she allowed it to happen again. Then, the next day, she allowed it to happen again. Then, she fired me because I chased her dog away with a shovel!

Here is one photo of my injury:


Contact Kings law firm if your employer’s dog has ever bitten you. They will take care of your financial needs. Here is the link:


ROMANS 12:14-18

“Bless those who persecute you;
bless and do not curse.15
Rejoice with those who rejoice;
mourn with those who mourn.
16 Live in harmony with one another.
Do not be proud,
but be willing to associate with people of low position.
Do not be conceited.17
Do not repay anyone evil for evil.
Be careful to do what is right in the eyes of everyone. 18
If it is possible,
as far as it depends on you,
live at peace with everyone.”

Paul

Civilizational De-Evolution

“…as if the Walmart greeter who checks your receipt is an authority figure…”

“We live in a nation of scared people who do not say what is on their mind. Weaklings believe the lies and live as if they are subordinate to some “higher authority,” as if the Walmart greeter who checks your receipt is an authority figure of some sort!

They are the opposite.”

Chip Van Hassel

Solfeggio Frequencies

Solfeggio frequencies make up the ancient 6-tone scale thought to have been used in sacred music, including the beautiful and well known Gregorian Chants.

The chants and their special tones were believed to impart spiritual blessings when sung in harmony. Each Solfeggio tone is comprised of a frequency required to balance your energy and keep your body, mind and spirit in perfect harmony.

The main six Solfeggio frequencies are:

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Anarchism: Political Innocence or Social Violence?

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“If mankind is indeed depraved and immoral, requiring armed police and an army to keep its members in line, than no defense for anarchism can be made.”

James D. Forman; Anarchism (page. 34)
James Forman

Open Fist

“If your mind is like an open hand,

you will adapt quickly.

If your mind is closed like a fist,

you can only punch,

and you cannot climb the cliffs.

Train the mind as you train your fists:

condition them so they are not easily injured upon striking,

however, allow them to be open quickly

in order to grapple your opponent.”

Dakkuan

JFK’s Speech To The Press:

“…for it is no longer far away and foreign but close at hand and local. …”

Audio Clip:

“The very word “secrecy” is repugnant in a free and open society; and we are as a people inherently and historically opposed to secret societies, to secret oaths and to secret proceedings. We decided long ago that the dangers of excessive and unwarranted

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Doctor, doctor!

Dr. Lindsay has over 30 years of scientific experience with an emphasis on the study of inhalation

She Remarks on “The Big V”…

“Dr. Janci Chunn Lindsay is the Director of Toxicology and Molecular Biology for Toxicology Support Services, LLC. She holds a doctorate (PhD) in Biochemistry and Molecular Biology…

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James Lopez: Journeyman Jockey, Gentleman and Brother

Anyone would give their last dollar to James Lopez. Whenever you knew you were in his presence, that forever made you feel good. Any time I have ever thought of you, love was the only thing I could feel.

You live on

Forever and Ever.

1st Samuel 23 : 22-23

“Go and get more information. Find out where David usually goes and who has seen him there. They tell me he is very crafty. 23 Find out about all the hiding places he uses and come back to me with definite information. Then I will go with you; if he is in the area, I will track him down among all the clans of Judah.”

Zohar Quote

“… we will teach them how;
Instruct them how the soul of man becomes…”

“Though too weak to tread the ways of truth

This age falls back to old idolatry,

Though men return to servitude a fact

As the tide ebbs, to ignominy and shame

By nations sink together, we shall still

Find solace–knowing what we have learned to know

Rich in true happiness, if allowed to be

Faithful alike in forwarding a day

Of greater Light, joint laborers in

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Turtles, Turtles, Turtles!

“William James, father of American psychology,

tells of meeting an old lady

who told him

the Earth rested on the back of a huge turtle.

“But, my dear lady,” Professor James asked, as politely as possible, “what holds up the turtle?”

“Ah,” she said, “that’s easy. He is standing on the back of another turtle.”

“Oh, I see,” said Professor James, still being polite. “But would you be so good as to tell me what holds up the second turtle?”

“It’s no use, Professor,” said the old lady, realizing he was trying to lead her into a logical trap. “It’s turtles-turtles-turtles, all the way!


PROMETHEUS
RISING

Robert Anton Wilson



Pennsylvania Statutes Title 18, Subsection 4904

§ 4904.  Unsworn falsification to authorities.

(a)  In general.–A person commits a misdemeanor of the second degree if, with intent to mislead a public servant in performing his official function, he:

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When Desire Gives Birth to Sin

 When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.”
For God cannot be tempted by evil,
nor does he tempt anyone; 
but each person is tempted
when they are dragged away by their own evil desire
and enticed. 
Then, after desire has conceived,
it gives birth to sin; 
and sin,
when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.”

JAMES 1:13-15

Today in History:


November 19, 1863

Gettysburg Address

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

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Humor

“The first song I ever learned was Metallica’s, ‘Nothing Else Happens’.”

Some Random Dumb-dumb

all the chords are open.”

Some Random Dumb-dumb





The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse



People always ask me out for coffee. How come nobody ever asks me out for sex?


Girl: Do you know any good movies?
Boy: Snakes on a plane
Girl: Whats it about?
Boy: It’s about Horses.. on a boat.


A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG !

He looks around: nobody’s there.

I am having hallucinations, he thinks.

Then he hears the voice again: I SAID, DIG !

So he starts to dig in the sand with his bare hands, and after some inches, he finds a small chest with a rusty lock.

The deep voice says: OPEN !

Ok, the man thinks, let’s open the thing. He finds a rock with which to destroy the lock, and when the chest is finally open, he sees a lot of gold coins.

The deep voice says: TO THE CASINO !

Well the casino is only a few miles away, so the man takes the chest and walks to the casino.

The deep voice says: ROULETTE !

So he changes all the gold into a huge pile of roulette tokens and goes to one of the tables, where the players gaze at him with disbelief.

The deep voice says: 27 !

He takes the whole pile and drops it at the 27. The table nearly bursts. Everybody is quiet when the croupier throws the ball.

The ball stops at the 26.

The deep voice says: SHIT !


Blowfessor

There was a professor who taught a course called Sexual Ethics, and the only way to pass the course was to blow him!



I was going to ask a girl if her nails were acrylic, but I misspoke and said, “Are those saline?”


Accidentally texting, “I want to kiss your pussy.” to your boss is pretty hard to recover from.


She said, “You’ll hate me tomorrow.”

I said, “I already do.”



I have to smuggle my dick back into my pants using your vagina.



“the lesbian community…”. They have a whole community?!!! Where?


She asked me if I wanted to go shoe shopping with her All day. I said, “I’d rather chase my dick around the room until my legs got tired.”


God: She is Black.

You cannot hurt me.
I wasn’t sewn
From delicate cloth.
But you could
Jerk me,
You know…
Completely off…



“If Today’s Date were trying to figure out the Fibonacci Sequence, than it fucked up!”

-me 11/2/19


George Carlin on Baseball and Football


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Side affects include trouble passing urine? I got no trouble passing urine. When I see it, I keep on walking by.


“Where in Russia are you from?”
“How do you know I’m from Russia?”
“Is it customary in your country to answer a question with a question?”



Baseball players should never look serious. They should be constantly pointing and laughing at everybody.


Looking at her face, I thought, “Some people got too much junk going on.”


If my peace beads were strung with steel wire, they would be better to strangle someone with.


Takin’ a shit and takin’ a nap are good things. If you do them both at the same time, it’s only good if you’re in the right place.



I never knew what a courtesy flush was before I met you.


Food of the Month, November, 2020

hardtack

Hardtack is an old-fashioned type of bread or cracker that sailors used to bring with them during long voyages. The taste and texture of hardtack wasn’t popular, but it lasted a long time without spoiling.

If you take a close look at the word hardtack, you’ll have a clear sense of how sailors felt about having to eat it day after day. The hard part is accurate — it was so dry and tough that it was difficult to bite. Tack once meant “food,” but in dialect it was specifically “bad food.” Hardtack had many alternate names, including “soda crackers” and “sea biscuits,” but also “dog biscuits” and “molar breakers.” “

from dictionary.com

Billy Hardtack; Gentleman, Journeyman Jockey